Printing Prose

And becuase the KNM has been really good to me:



A Printer!

I forced Hethra Chemist to help bring it down with me.

He called for the 3immal to come and take it down to me but i was all like "O.o" and he was all like, ":O" and so i held the handle to the left and him to the right and we trudged down the stairs.

(lazy bastard).






So it was surprising how positively huge this mother was.


Heavy as hell.


Thankfully, my back's already gone to hell after Pilates yesterday and so any pain it might have caused will hide under my massive (non-existant) back muscles.



The printer scared me.
It's like Grandizer,
only from HP.





So it was decided to link my computer and printer to the network upstairs and luckily Bu A.M (the "normal" chemist) was able to send me this message to my printer.


To reply a confirmation to him, of course,
i wrote back:

سفن آب طج الباب,
فتحله بيبسي..
و الكراش نايم بالسجن,
و الكوله تبكي.....



Barkooli you guys,
two years later and not only do i have a COMPUTER ...
WITH internet...
BUT A PRINTER!


God, i feel like i'm on some game show and on the inside i'm jumping up and down squeeling with delight.


Until then,
(possibly soon) sarraya-sufferers.