''Madam Etiquette''
And so,
as the Chemist came to do his daily prattling on 3ala rasi,
When he went over 10 minutes of non-stop talking (i literally just start staring at the screen by then), i offered him karaz, cherries, that i had brought with me.
I grabbed a handful and gave it to him, asking him to please share it with the Chemist#2 upstairs.
He sat down and ate them. And, for the second time, i looked him straight in the eye and told him to shut his mouth when he chews.
Actually, no, wait. The first time i got disgusted by him was when he was eating and standing over me whilst i worked, and kept talking in that loud voice of his.
And when i told him to come back to me after he was done eating (like a goddamn animal), he joked that i was ''madam etiquette''. I sort've squinted my eyes, lifted my eyebrows and literally went ''ee, 3ashan itta3allam''.
I figured, if i can come off as the anti-social person he already told me he thinks i am, maybe he'll stop talking my head off.
But alas, i can't pull off being a bitch, which is my ultimate downfall.
*protrudes lower lip, downcasts eyes, and acts defeated*
.........
...........
I need to demand some work to do. This is getting ridiculous.
as the Chemist came to do his daily prattling on 3ala rasi,
When he went over 10 minutes of non-stop talking (i literally just start staring at the screen by then), i offered him karaz, cherries, that i had brought with me.
I grabbed a handful and gave it to him, asking him to please share it with the Chemist#2 upstairs.
He sat down and ate them. And, for the second time, i looked him straight in the eye and told him to shut his mouth when he chews.
Actually, no, wait. The first time i got disgusted by him was when he was eating and standing over me whilst i worked, and kept talking in that loud voice of his.
And when i told him to come back to me after he was done eating (like a goddamn animal), he joked that i was ''madam etiquette''. I sort've squinted my eyes, lifted my eyebrows and literally went ''ee, 3ashan itta3allam''.
I figured, if i can come off as the anti-social person he already told me he thinks i am, maybe he'll stop talking my head off.
But alas, i can't pull off being a bitch, which is my ultimate downfall.
*protrudes lower lip, downcasts eyes, and acts defeated*
.........
...........
I need to demand some work to do. This is getting ridiculous.
posted by Archeology Uncovered | 9:50 AM
2 Comments:
we3 ... ! how disgusting .. i could have smacked him in the face with a book, magazine or whatever object was infront of me! ewww .. maskeena you had the pleasure of watching him chew with an open mouth .. How lucky :p
booch:
people fascinate me, which is sad, becuase i'll tolerate anything just to see what they'll do next.
but there's that and then there's telling him that i had screamed at my nephew who's 6 becuase he too talked with his mouth open.
lol
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