Sheik Telectroscope Skiing

Nothing work-related, becuase nothing much has been going on.

However, in more interesting news, BUPA (the insurance company) had a very interesting inclusion to thier 'Title' column...


I'll pass on the 'Sheik' if i can PLEASE have "THE".

Now i don't know what 'THE' stands for.. but i know i want it.












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And now, for the most amazing thing that has made my 2008 and has made me smile & marvel at us as a human race (i'm rootin' for ya, mankind!)





It looks like a scene from Tremors ...











And what is this guy looking at?









FIND OUT: tp://www.tiscali.co.uk/telectroscope/

NOTE: MAY-JUNE ONLY :(















I'm telling you, mankind is the smartest creature out there and i love them.

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And in final news, i feel like an utter failure......

I can't get up on water skis.

In fact, i've been trying for three days in a row to either knee board or water ski and i can't.
I've braved the waves on one day and the stagnant still the next.
I've tried in dirty sewage-like water and swam amongst the foot-long jellyfish.

I've held on for dear life and i can't get up on water skis.
(and i have the bruises on my inside elbows to prove it).

I fail at this, and it makes me cry on the inside.

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And in closing, i'd like to tell all of you that it's been 2 weeks of me calling the head of administrative services asking for mouse-traps and still nothing.

My feet rest on the swivel-chair's base.
I air out my praying apparatus (apparatii?) when it's time.
I avoid the urge to map out where each dead bug is so i can keep track.


Until then,
-me.