First things first:

-Parliament was in its first session last week, when i voiced my concern over 'boys with guns'. The Amir and the whole givernment was there, and so the necessary precautions were taken. Totally understandable, ofcourse.

-Mr. Lizard is dead. Stop tormenting me about it.

-The Big Boss Man is coming back to work tomorrow, which means having to sign in at 7:59.

-I'm sorry about getting your hopes up when i posted about my going to D.C. The possibility of that happening is similar to the possibility of someone not cursing on Kuwaiti highways.

Ok then,
onto new news.

I nearly went right back to my car when i saw that Purple Elephant lady (the one whose throat i want to slit) brought her KID to work today.
Her three year old kid.
In my office.
Like it's the most natural thing on earth.
What's even more insane is the fact that my immediate head boss man was like, 'awwwww, cute' or something to that effect.
I'm sorry,
what?
'cute'?
no.
like,
no.
like,
no,no.

God.

Also,
this:
(here is where a link to an exhibition we had at KNM was supposed to be)
Ofcourse,
our PR department is totally incapable of doing anything more than posters and flyers, completly disregarding the fact that not everyone is going to pass by KNM and slightly cock thier heads to the right to see a tiny ad about the exhibition.

I called the PR department,
(whom i had totally ripped apart infront of Big Boss Man and Department Head),
and no one picked up.
Quelle Surprise.
:O

Oh, and none of the papers featured articles, blurbs, or pictures about the opening.

Oh, and did i mention that it was in a BRAND NEW 1 DAY OLD BUILDING THAT HAD BEEN UNDER CONSTRUCTION FOR EVER?!

*sigh*

until then
(with news of me strangling said Purple Elephant and Mini Elephant)