They Touched, Now I Bored

I figure if i'm going to be cornered into making small talk while i wait for the water to boil i might as well do something useful here, too:




You see, before i left:
I told them not to touch it.
I even taped the sign to the table so it would've fall or something.
Who was it hurting, just sitting there?
I coulda had something to do.

Now i sit here and entertain myself by counting all the dead insects i can see from my desk (seven, btw).


Useless question,
but who's having a worse-er day at work
(ie: bored witless?)
Dare to Compare?

Until then..