KNM Massacre
If there's one thing that gets on my nerves, its Komplaining Kuwaities.
If there's one thing that will prompt me to use the saw and knife apparatus thingies i took pictures of yesterday, it's Purple Elephant.
My God.
She needs to get out of my office, right now, stop talking in that obnoxious loud bellowing voice of hers, and stop 'uqsim bil mu97af il shareef' that NBK somehow got the 200kd early and used it in the stock market. I don't care if that's even true or not, and i don't care that you didn't get your 200 yet, and i don't want you convincing/calling other people to ask them if they got it.
I had just said let out a set of expletives, directed directly to her, and i think she got it, becuase she up and left. (But that might have been becuase i looked like a crazy woman, with my head between my hands, shaking it and slowly sing-songing "let it gooo, it won't do you any good to slit her throaaaaaaaat, you'd probably prefer $%^&ing a goattttttttt, but shoot her headddddddddd, and make sure she's deaddddddd, becuase i really don't want to ever hear her talking about her debbbbbbbbbt").
Hey man,
i'll put my integrity on the line when it comes to getting rid of it.
It's that bad.
Silence, at last!
*sings along to radio*
Cursing is so much fun when it serves its purpose :D
If there's one thing that will prompt me to use the saw and knife apparatus thingies i took pictures of yesterday, it's Purple Elephant.
My God.
She needs to get out of my office, right now, stop talking in that obnoxious loud bellowing voice of hers, and stop 'uqsim bil mu97af il shareef' that NBK somehow got the 200kd early and used it in the stock market. I don't care if that's even true or not, and i don't care that you didn't get your 200 yet, and i don't want you convincing/calling other people to ask them if they got it.
I had just said let out a set of expletives, directed directly to her, and i think she got it, becuase she up and left. (But that might have been becuase i looked like a crazy woman, with my head between my hands, shaking it and slowly sing-songing "let it gooo, it won't do you any good to slit her throaaaaaaaat, you'd probably prefer $%^&ing a goattttttttt, but shoot her headddddddddd, and make sure she's deaddddddd, becuase i really don't want to ever hear her talking about her debbbbbbbbbt").
Hey man,
i'll put my integrity on the line when it comes to getting rid of it.
It's that bad.
Silence, at last!
*sings along to radio*
Cursing is so much fun when it serves its purpose :D
posted by Archeology Uncovered | 8:12 AM
5 Comments:
Need someone shot .. I know a place in Hawalli.
You should lock the door behind you before anyone gets in.. but keep the key in so the farash won't be able to unlock it.... and be quiet.. you could even leave a note on the door that says (In Proccess of Painting Room)
chiba7 you're complaining about people who complain all the time, 7itan complaints have different standards in kuwait, ya salam!
Btw, there's usually rat poison lying around on the the floor somewhere, all old government buildings have one, i think you get them for free when big ass construction companies take the contract to build crummy places with scraps leftover from their previous project building some rich tycoon's staff quarters. so keep looking for the poison and serve it with "french coffee" (looooooool) that civil servants love to devour on thinking that it actually comes from france not knowing that it's south india kerlan nescafe with LOTS of sugar and hint of cream.
kekekekeke yahay runons
K:
I know a place in Farwaynia. I should comparison-shop. :D
M O:
Don't think that Abdulrahman, the farash, wouldn't want to join in. And speaking of leaving notes on doors, i was going to do that to one of the bathroom stalls, so it could be all mine. hahahhahaha
Anonymous:
This building's been here since before teh invasion. So i REALLY doubt that there's rat poison laying around. Although i certainly wouldn't mind buying it for these purposes. And ROFL at the 'french coffee' comment. It's so true it's sad. And honey, i can't believe you just equated MY "complaint" about Purple Elephant with HER whining about the 200kd. How dare thee, indeed! And yes, run-ons. You should be ashamed.
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