Fast Breaking..

Literally, my day's just gone to shit becuase Purple Elephant decided to stop passing out in her own office and came up here to be on the phone.

But killing in 7aram during Ramadhan, so i'll refrain from lifting the oversized, out-dated, dirty computer monitor to my left and chucking it at her face.
To smash it.
To squish her face into smithereens.
To cut off her vocal cords so that i can't hear that horrible voice of hers.

I'd give up (instant) coffee for that to happen.
Coffee, my friends, coffee.