Bored Jordan Things

So,
becuase there is literally nothing else to do, i went over my Jordan notebooks and found some things scribbled on that i wanted to share.

Random Things Lecturers Have Said That I Have To Remember And Laugh About Later: (not in order)
-The old Spanish guy: "informatic", "puthle" as puzzle, "hori-thontanal",
"thoom" as zoom, and much, much, much more.
-Italian on speed: "a's" as 'eyes'. "shucheptitabul" as 'suseptible'.
"oppo-zide". "he-rashik", which i think mean 'heirchy'..
-Italian Master: "hate" as 'height'. "inyektion" as 'injection'.
-Jordanian Archeo: "kook-el" as 'google'.
-Jordanian Conservator: wore a 'Crossing Jordan' shirt... which, when i
finally remembered what it was, made me sniggle.
(sniggle?)
-British Guy: "prognosis negative" (omg larry david!). "thicknessness".
-Italian Chemist: "calchiyum"
-Italian Mixer: "hay-yar" as in 'hair'

Good times, those...

not.

Until then...