Starbucks Woes

Good day, then.

I'm looking at my Starbucks drink like it's my husbands illegitimate bastard child that i have to nurse for the day.

Je suis le sad.

I walk in and go, 'double tall, extra hot, hazelnut skim latte ibpleaze'.
They call it.
They mark the cup.
They hand over the reciept.

I'm happy, until i taste it.

Alright then, Starbucks afectionados, pray tell:
Is it possible for hazelnut to taste like.. like... almonds and coconut?
Je deteste Mr. Almond et Mme. Coconut.

I mean, i make hazelnut lattes at home, avec le syrup and everything! And i sawr them pump into the cup twice! It's like, 'aurgh?!'

My KD1.550 drink has gone to waste.

And the only thing i can think of is maybe the hazelnut pump is next to the coconut or almond pump?
i'm investigating that out the next time i go!


And, irony of all ironies (or irons? i can't never remember...), i had originally gone to Starbucks becuase my store-bought Cranberry Juice was apparently 'diet' and therefore, tasted like a sick cruel concentrated joke.

I'm sticking to water.
I'm keeping my eye on you, Mr. Dishdasha Imkhassara Abraaj water bottle!



Until then,
-me.