Denmark's not Clueless

Clueless Boy has been on the phone with his fourth 'friend' today, joking to each one about the Brazil-Kuwait game yesterday (4-0).
Then, he gets all solemn, and says something like, 'i have some real sad news too; page 25 in Al-Anbaa', it says that Denmark wants to do some tv show about the Prophet or something, like the caricatures..'
Now the first time he said 'page 25, Al Anbaa' i knew it was something to either do with Jews oppressing Muslims, Christians oppressing Muslims, or any other group of people that seem intent on oppressing Muslims. We've had arguments during the whole Lebanon thing. He's so one-sided that it's nearly impossible to take his views seriously.
Now he's suggesting that 'all the Muslim countries should kick out Denmark's embassies, and take out thier own'.
Oh, Clueless, i'm so glad you're not working in a job where your opinion would actually matter.

Today's assignment is: find me something i can force him to do. He's pissing me off, doing jack shit every day. I shall brainstorm now.